uk youtube, harry potter and doctor who. quotes, soft grunge, girls and anything i think is pretty
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogging!! I’m going to be so suspicious if anyone tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
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I’ve only just realised that someone
probablyphilis on dans bed in the background
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yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
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i’ve somehow managed to acquire a boyfriend that rings me up when i’m having a bad day at college and tells me he has got the last two tickets to see my favourite comedian in london that night, and then takes me to eat at jamie oliver’s restaurant beforehand. someone please tell me what i have done to deserve this
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
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